Simpsons Drinking Games

To play this gane you need beer and episodes of The Simpsons. Have one sip of the cheapest beer per successfully met condition Homer "D'oh!" --2 sips if it's not Homer eats donuts drools has an erection Lisa mentions humanity participates in another dike feminist cause plays the sax --2 sips if one sings with her playing Bart makes crank phone call --2 sips if someone dies from prank goes to france --2 sips if he goes to Amman, Jordan Grandpa Simpson complains writes a complaint letter --3 sips Marge hair casts a giant shadow kisses Homer growls at Homer douches Marge's sisters are in a scene --3 sips if they are separated smoke --2 sips if they shootup Flanders mention God --5 sips if they convert to Islam Itchy and Scratchy are in a scene one of them dies --10 sips if Scratchy sodomizes Itchy their theme song is played Maggie falls down says something in a flash forward urinates and excrements in her tight silk panties And one sip for the following a warm fuzzy happy ending where the family gets closer together. a life in hell type character is shown someone talks to God or Allah CARASSO is seen in Moe's tavern